Friday, July 23, 2004
You can do it too! A new approach to weight loss
When I first heard my friend Sheri say the words, "I'm going to ride it out (Atkins diet)...I'm waiting for all carbs, all the time" I laughed and laughed. But then, I realized she was on to something. Soon after, I discovered that an overcommitted daily schedule, paired with a steady diet of Starbucks, chocolate, and Taco Bell was the ticket to weight loss success. What is the secret to all of this? The pure flow of adrenaline combined with a high-carb diet contributes (somehow) to that almost perfect weight loss rate of a pound a week. It works for me, it can work for you too!! Scheduled to be in two places at the same time? Count on saying goodbye to another 1/4 to 1/2 pound. This is like a dream come true! And let me just be clear..I don't need any backlash from the Atkins loving community. I know it works too. But for God's sake let them eat cake.
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UR DIET TOTALY DOSINT WORK!!!111 I m **always** in 2 plaeces at tge saem time-- whn my face is in the kidjen my ass is in da livin room. Only can u loose the wait by cuting out CARBOHYDRANTS! No cake no sereal no bred no muffens no no no. I m not fllowing ur FAD DIET cuz atkins is rilly wroking 4 me! I wood show u a pixtur of how ho++ i m but i cant hold the camra far enouhg away form my body.
OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS THAT I KNOW THAT SPIT A LOT, HE'S PROBABLY THE BEST. HE CAN SPIT *SO* FAR; I JUST LIKE IT SO MUCH.
Dear Atkins Lover,
I can appreciate the fact that you enjoy a diet comprised of steak, bacon, and butter--perhaps even mutton. I have no beef with that. Having said that, I truly think there is room for all of us to co-exist peacefully in the world (carb loathers and carb hoes alike). Also, forgive me for playing Devil's advocate--but my impression is that your angry protest (FAD DIET) may be a projection of sorts. Consider that deep down you may really want to let your hair down long enough to enjoy a king size butterfinger.
p.s. With your head in the kitchen and your ass in the living room, you sound super slinky. I bet you could take a flight of stairs in one totally rhythmic, fluid motion. Best of luck!
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