Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Why haven't I been invited to join this party?

We're talking rockin Christianity.

Two days ago, The Reverend Pat had this to say about Venezuelan President Chavez:

On Monday’s telecast of his Christian Broadcasting Network show, The 700 Club, Robertson had said: "You know, I don’t know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we’re trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It’s a whole lot cheaper than starting a war, and I don’t think any oil shipments will stop.”

Another little tidbit uttered by the Revered near last Thanksgiving:

On November 30, Reverend Pat Robertson described gays and lesbians as "self-absorbed hedonists ... that want to impose their particular sexuality on the rest of America."

Price of not being invited to join the party: zero dollars
Being privy to Pat's verbal diarrhea: priceless

p.s. Why are the gays passing me over?

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