I was home alone yesterday when the phone rang. I wasn't thrilled to get a phone call, but I answered it. It was a recording from someone running for office.
Me (out loud): I already voted for you bitch so leave me alone.
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Nice! I bet it was a robot too.
robota lyu blyu
So I'm in the shower this morning and I catch myself talking aloud while I'm in there. It happens often enough, particularly when I'm distracted. And the thing is, I usually don't know what I'm saying until I notice I'm talking.
Well, the smorning the bathroom seat were all messed up because some dude is a clumsy idiot, and I think, jeez does he go with the lights off or something? And of course, that leads me to think of that film where the suburban dad walks into the public park lav and flips on the lights, and you hear several people respond "hey, lights out, asshole". Anyway, the same dad was watching some nekkid dude video calendar in his room earlier in the film. It has a monotonous voice over: Mister... September... Mister... September... Mister... October...
So of course I catch my self repeating "Mister October" and I'm thinking damn how many people hear me doing this? If they think I'm into nekkid dudes that's just fine, as long as they don't think I'm actually posing in the shower as if I were Mister October.
Cause that'd be embarrassing.
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