Dear Dobrowski,You have no stuff. How is this possible?Signed,A concerned packratp.s. *honk*
I stabbed myself in the eye today.With a toothbrush.It has a rubber flexible bit in the middle.I was relying on some perceived stiffness that wasn't there.So on the out stroke, the thing twanged out of my mouth.And on the return stroke, it skated up my face into my eye.It sounds stupid, until you consider that this all happened in a flash.Then it just sounds quick and stupid.ORAL B, YOU GET AN ORAL F.This may or may not be related to interior design.
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Dear Dobrowski,
You have no stuff. How is this possible?
Signed,
A concerned packrat
p.s. *honk*
I stabbed myself in the eye today.
With a toothbrush.
It has a rubber flexible bit in the middle.
I was relying on some perceived stiffness that wasn't there.
So on the out stroke, the thing twanged out of my mouth.
And on the return stroke, it skated up my face into my eye.
It sounds stupid, until you consider that this all happened in a flash.
Then it just sounds quick and stupid.
ORAL B, YOU GET AN ORAL F.
This may or may not be related to interior design.
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