A little leopard print goes a long way

I exited 395 on the South Meadows Parkway on my way home and pulled up to the stop light behind another car. I couldn't help but notice the American flag on the trailer hitch, the American Flag license plate frame, the two American flags flying high above the backseat windows, and the sticker plastered on the back window that said: Be responsible - spay or neuter your liberal democrat.



I sat there for a moment taking it in. When Mr. Ultra Conservative looked in his rearview mirror, I uttered a succinct two-word statement which let him know what I thought. I wonder if, when you read lips while looking in a rearview mirror, the words appear reversed. That said, the two words were still appropo.



p.s. Dear Mr. Numbnuts,
The American flag is much like leopard print. When using it, one article in an ensemble suffices nicely. When used repeatedly, it looks classless and quite frankly, stupid.